Clyde and Juliet



O Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou ...... errr

" Romeo "

O Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou ..... errr

" Romeo ... you fool "

Don't call me a fool, I'm Juliet star of the show !

" Just say your line, "

Deny thy father and refuse thy name ....

which for the moment escapes me.

" Now you're ad-libbing "

I'm allowed to I'm an actress ! Can I die yet ? 

" Please, just get his name right once then you can die " 

Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou ........ Clyde. 

" Clyde ? " 

Isn't it Clyde ? 

" Oh good grief "



 


The Failed Joke Sketch



I say, I say, I say, my dogs got no nose

Your dogs got no nose, has he got a tail ?

Excuse me ?

You said your dogs got no nose, so I asked if he'd got a tail.

Have you read the script ?

What script ?

The my dogs got no nose script ?

Should I have done ? 

Of course you fool, you supposed to say, your dogs got no nose how does he smell ?

Why ?

Because it's in the script.

My dog ate the script.

Did he have a nose ?

No but he has got the script.

How does it smell ?

Excuse me.

Shall we start again ?

Start what again ? 

The joke.

The joke about my dog having no nose ?

NO ! its my dog that’s got no nose

Your dogs got no nose ?

I don’t remember, hasn’t he ?

How does he smell ? 

Does he borrow a nose ?

Fool.

My dog bites.

My dogs bigger then your dog

But he hasn’t got a nose, how does he smell ?

Awful.



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